ABOUT US
Imagine if hundreds of thousands of idiots decided to invest just $5 into Blondie’s coin. Now picture if those same fools opted to post on their social media profiles once a month about this pointless coin. How about half of the investors create one post on Reddit to generate a buzz. Let’s half that half and have those people post comments in random subreddits. Now let’s circle back around to the hundreds of thousands of investors and have them message crypto, tech and financial journalists to encourage them to write a story about the Blondie coin. Then sit back and watch OUR coin gain over 6,000,000% and deliver jaw-dropping returns
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a rug pull
I could be the shittiest human and do a rug pull. But why rug pull for a few hundred thousand dollars when we all can go to the moon and be millionaires? All I ask in return for influencing a group of strangers to band together and pump up the most pointless coin of all time so that we can all become rich is to not purchase a ticket for a Blue Origin flight and to donate a minimum of 10% to a charitable organization. You can find a reputable organization to donate to by visiting GiveWell.org, CharityWatch.org and CharityNavigator.org.
Don’t just invest in Blondie’s coin, spread the word about the Blondie coin so it can moon to unthinkable numbers.
tokenomics
- Token Name: $BLONDIE
- Symbol: $BLONDIE
- 5% TAX
- 4% MARKETING, 1% BURN
- Contract Address:
TOTAL SUPPLY
420,690,000,000- 75%Presale
- 10%Marketing
- 10%Burn
- 5%CEX
Reviews
Invested my lunch money in BlondieCoin, and now I'm part of a glorious army of financial jesters. We gather monthly for our ritualistic social media posts, spreading the legend of BlondieCoin. I even convinced my grandma to post in a Reddit thread about knitting — because why not?
Jester McInvesto
Bought this mysterious crypto coin, and let me tell you, it's like the class clown of my investment portfolio. I checked my balance, and instead of numbers, it showed a bunch of emojis. Thought it was a glitch, but turns out, my money is expressing itself in laughter. Who knew finances could be this amusing?
Chuck Chucklesworth
i bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He hand to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, lol!
-Grady Chambers
Road mAP
Get your wallets ready jeets! Our roadmap is no joking matter – it's where the serious business happens. Scrape for some funds, because missing out on BLONDIE could be the punchline you regret forever. This is your ticket to a millions of dollars. (Don't let the joke be you, buy $BLONDIE)
- BLONDIE Website Development
- Social Release
- Fair Launch Fundraising
- Presale Marketing
- Project ICO Conclusion
- Fast-track Listings
- Massive Influencer Campaigns
- Trending On DexTools
- Strategic Partnerships
- Continues Marketing
- DEX Listings
- CEX Listings
how to buy?
Set Up Your Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome exten sion by going to metamask.io.
Set Up Your Wallet
Have BSC in your wallet to switch to $BLONDIE. If you don't have any BSC, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Set Up Your Wallet
Connect to Pancakeswap. Go to https://pancakeswap.finance/swap in google chrome or on the browser inside your metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $blondie coin
Set Up Your Wallet
Switch BSC for $BLONDIE. We a low 5% tax implemented so you don't need to worry about buying with a huge slippage, although you may need to use higher slippage during times of market volatility.
FAQ
